Ted Nugent Just Got a Hellcat

"Jcarr" (jcarr) 06/26/2015 at 17:01 • Filed to: Hellcat, Ted Nugent, Detroit

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The Motor City Madman, ladies and gentlemen:

Oh Holy Hell Gforce Horsepower Hellraizer cravers everywhere! The MotorCity HellRaizer just got his phenomenal MotorCity HellCat! Slap a Cnote to the sunvisor & if you can snatch it you can have it! Sumbitch haulsAss!! Tuned this beast up to get 850 yards to the gallon connected directly to a Saudi Princes royal ass sucking rawcrude by the EPA pissin off minute!! SAY YOWZA!!

ThanxSalute to Tim & Chad & Jeff at Dodge, Mark & MI boys at Extreme Dodge in Jackson MI & Ted & crew at Allen Samuels Dodge in Waco TX for humpin like mad dogs for the old Motown guitarboy. Cruisin like a cooooooool breeze!! MuscleCar Heaven is where I live!

MonkeePuzzle > Jcarr 06/26/2015 at 17:04

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what is going on here wiht the yellow?

the bronze on black looks hawt though

Jcarr > MonkeePuzzle 06/26/2015 at 17:05

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Probably just removable shipping guards.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Jcarr 06/26/2015 at 17:11

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I thought this was Ted Nugent

Birddog > Jcarr 06/26/2015 at 17:28

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I would expect the Nuge to own a Hellcat.

That combo is exactly like what I’d want too.

Spaceball-Two > Jcarr 06/26/2015 at 17:35

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I dig that color combo

M54B30 > Jcarr 06/26/2015 at 17:46

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Id take a manual v6 over an automatic hellcat

Jcarr > M54B30 06/26/2015 at 17:57

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Just because it doesn’t have a manual?

Jcarr > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/26/2015 at 17:57

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I believe that’s his cousin, James Mugent.

M54B30 > Jcarr 06/26/2015 at 18:03

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That’s a big part, but I’d also rather feel the joy of mashing the gas pedal and using all the power instead of feathering the gas on an overpowered v8 if that makes sense. Kind of like that whole “drive a slow car fast not a fast car slow” idea.

Full disclosure: I’m saving up my pennies for a charger hellcat next year, but those are automatic only so nono room to complain

CRider > M54B30 06/26/2015 at 18:08

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The V6 Chally doesn’t get a manual.

M54B30 > CRider 06/26/2015 at 18:12

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Well, jokes on me for not even checking. Surprising.

LongbowMkII > Jcarr 06/26/2015 at 18:25

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Its hard to believe the writer of Catscratch Fever is so eloquent.

Destructive Tester > Jcarr 06/26/2015 at 19:17

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Because of course he did...

Seriously though, what took him so long? I’d have thought he would have bought Hellcat #1 with a custom gun rack installed...

CRider > M54B30 06/26/2015 at 19:55

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Also, skip the Charger Hellcat and get the Challenger. The back seat is big enough for adults and it comes in manual.

M54B30 > CRider 06/26/2015 at 20:21

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I have a kid to put back there though, its tons easier with an open door. Unless the front seats slide forward far enough....

CRider > M54B30 06/26/2015 at 23:56

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ACESandEIGHTS > M54B30 06/29/2015 at 14:27

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I tried explaining to a friend that if you’re driving one of these, it would be exciting as-is, even with a (shudder) Ecoboost or a V-6 because LOOK AT IT IT’S FREAKING AWESOME and he advised, no, everyone will notice the lack of V-8 badge and you’ll be ridiculed for having an underpowered car.

And if you’re ever afflicted with this attitude that’s when it’s time to exit the high-scrutiny world of “enthusiasts” because anything less than the most kickass perfect thing is somehow unexciting and inferior.

Zioraggio > MonkeePuzzle 07/12/2015 at 20:57

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Don't forget to thank the Boyz at Penske Vehicle Services in Auburn Hill Ted! They received the car prior to anyone and went over it with a fine tooth comb and gapped all your fenders, hood, trunk lid and made it what it is now... :)